In July, I warned against getting "duped into spending gobs of money" for Apple's new iPhone. Sure enough, Apple cut the price of the new gadget almost immediately, infuriating people who already had paid the higher amount. Apple, in response, offered refunds and store credits to those people.

Now we learn that a woman in New York City, upset that Apple cut the price of her iPhone model by $200 after she bought it, is suing the company for $1 million.

A million dollars? To pay for what -- your stupidity? How ’bout just asking for your $200 back?

I guess the other $999,800 is for all the pain and suffering you endured watching people pay less money for an item that you were dumb enough to buy as soon as it came out.