Don't have much time to blog right now. Gotta go out and shovel that 8 to 14 inches of snow we were supposed to get.

Oops. I mean 6 to 12.
No, strike that. It's 4 to 8.
Wait. I mean 3 to 7.
I stand corrected. 2 to 4.
What? It's only raining?!
Never mind.

I don't know who the bigger April Fools are — the weather forecasters for their never-ending inability to get this stuff right, or us for believing them.