A few thoughts on Tiger Woods' Friday night posting on his Web site:

• "I am profoundly sorry...." About what — that you cheated on your wife countless times or that you got caught?

• "I would like to ask everyone, including my ... business partners ... for their understanding...." Translation: "Please, sponsors, don't drop me! Elin's about to take me for tens of millions of dollars in our inevitable divorce, and I need the money!"

• "I need to focus my attention of being a better husband, father and person." A little late for that, don't ya think?

• "I am especially grateful to all those who have offered compassion and concern...." There are people who have offered you compassion and concern? Seriously? Name one.

The bottom line, Tiger, is that you made your bed — more times than anyone can count, unfortunately — and now you have to lie in it. Probably without your wife.