Former Vice President Dick Cheney — he of unparalleled low approval ratings and a foreign policy position maligned by most — predictably blamed President Barack Obama today for last week's attempted terror attack on a Detroit-bound jetliner.

News flash, Dick: No one cared what you thought for most of your eight years in office, and even fewer people care now. But tell me, oh valueless ex-veep: How is it Obama's fault that airport security employees in Nigeria and/or the Netherlands missed the potentially dangerous liquid-power mix that the suspect was carrying?